slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

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matt-molloy:

134 photos merged into one image. I made this from a sunset timelapse I shot in August of 2012.

(Reblogged from i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

witchpop:

you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly

(Reblogged from esexist)

(Source: menthaaquatica)

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tapdancers:

saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him

(Reblogged from tinychatter)

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

(Reblogged from tinychatter)

placebomurzyn:

three years of graphic design and this is how use my know how

(Reblogged from ejacutastic)

psyducked:

going for the gold

(Source: addelburgh)

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teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

(Reblogged from i-like-your-booty)

johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

(Reblogged from virginitity)

tastefullyoffensive:

So close.

[via]

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iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

(Reblogged from ladybugbear2)

renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

(Reblogged from swagchat)

pizza:

nicklugo:

This makes me really uncomfortable

is that a furby

(Source: benthead)

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