you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
134 photos merged into one image. I made this from a sunset timelapse I shot in August of 2012.
(Source: menthaaquatica)
saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
three years of graphic design and this is how use my know how
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot
So close.
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MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.